Thanks to: Al Yoder Millersburg OH USA.

A little girl walked proudly into a dry goods store to buy material for a dress for her doll.
When she came to the cash register she asked, “What does this cost?"
"For a sweet little girl like you," replied the man (feeling generous)"I'll charge only one little kiss."
"Thanks" replied the tot. "Grandma said whatever it is, to charge it and she'll be by tomorrow to pay for it."

一个小女孩走进一家干货店,去为她的洋娃娃找些装扮材料.当她走近收银台的时候,问"这个多少钱?"

"对于一个象你这样可爱的小女孩,"男人很大方地回答,"我只要一个小小的亲吻."

"谢谢"小孩回答,"奶奶说无论多少,她明天都会过来付给你的."

Thanks to: Olukosi David Ketu Lagos State Nigeria

Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!