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The man in the cafe asked the waiter,
"What is this mouse doing in my alphabet soup?"
The waiter looked for a minute and said,
"Learning to read sir."

一个在咖啡店的男人问侍者, "这个老鼠在我的字母形花片汤里干什么?"

侍者看了一下,说"先生,它正在学习呢."

注: Alphabet soup:是一种面条汤，里面的面条都做成字母状。是一种罐装食品。是父母用来鼓励小孩子学习字母的。

另一篇:
Thanks to: Jody R. Kolmen West Des Moines Iowa USA.
On the outside flap of the sign, it reads: The kitchen is close today on account of illness.
Inside flap: I'm sick of cooking!

厨房门口挂了一块吊牌,朝外一面写着:因病今日厨房不开张.

朝里一面写着:我厌倦做饭了!

注: sick of 是厌倦做什么的意思, sick也是生病的意思, 所以说因病不开张,也算合理了,呵呵.