Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died, Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles’ bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took his breath away.
“I’m jus an ordinary man,” he said, walking up to her, “but in just a week or two, my father will die and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother.

   等到病入膏肓的,鳏居的父亲死掉,查理就可以继承一大笔财富.他决定去找一个女人来和他一起分享.去到一个单身俱乐部,他瞄上了一个姑娘,她的美貌让他喘不过气来."我只是一个普通的男人,"他说,"但是再过一二个星期,我父亲死了,我就可以继承二千万美元."

   姑娘跟着查理回到他家,第二天,她成了他的继母.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side?
He's alright now!

你有没有听说那个小伙子整个左边都失去了?

他现在好了!

注: alright和all right发音一样, 前者是"好"的意思,后者也可理解成只有右边的意思,所以这个笑话读原文就有点意思,翻译成中文就没有幽默感了.