A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

争吵的时候,最后一句话都是女人说的,男人说的任何一句话,都是新的争吵的开始.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

男人在起床的时候还象睡觉前一样好看,而女人总在夜里有些变化.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

女人在结婚前总在担忧她的未来,

男人在没结婚前从不担忧他的未来.

成功的男人是他能挣比他妻子所能花的更多的钱.

成功的女人是能找到这样一个男人的人.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

女人嫁给男人,总期望他能改变,但他却不.

男人娶女人,总期望她不会改变,但她却会.