Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided?
The survivors were marooned.

你有听说一艘红船和一艘蓝船撞了吗?

辛存者都逃到无人岛了.

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?
I wouldn’t fit through the door.

为什么没人把这校车开到学校去?

我根本挤不进车门.

注: 是他太胖怪车门小了,哈哈.

The dragonfly.

哪个昆虫捕获了瓢虫?

蜻蜓.

Thanks to: Becca Marshall Canada

Q: What did one strawberry say to another strawberry?
A: If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!!

Q: 你知道一个草莓对另一个草莓怎么说吗?

A: 如果你不是那么新鲜,我们就不会在这果酱瓶里了.