Examining his new will, the old man said to his attorney, “I guess this makes my son and I sort of like football players.”

“How’s that?” the lawyer asked.
“Well, until I kick off, he doesn’t receive.”

一个老人检查完他的新遗嘱后对律师说;"我看这样我儿子和我就象足球运动员."

"怎么说?" 律师问.

"你看,除非我踢出这个球,他是不能得到什么的."

Thanks to: nawaz Birmingham United Kingdom

Son: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father: No. Why do you ask that?
Son: Well, where did you get mommy then?

儿子:爸爸,你有去过埃及吗?

父亲:没有,你怎么问起这个?

儿子:那你从哪里找到妈妈的?