Thanks to: Lee Elvin London United Kingdom

A young man tutored his sweetheart maths,
he thought of it as his mission,
he kissed her once then once again and said
"There, that's addition!"
She took it upon herself to return the pleasant action,
she kissed once and once again,
smiled and said "and that's subtraction!"
Now she'd learned the basics without too much complication,
they kissed each other once, then twice,
and said "that must be multiplication!"
Meanwhile the young lady's father
had this 'lesson' in his vision,
he kicked that boy ten foot out the door and said
"Then that is long division!"

一个年轻人来给他的心上人做家教,他认为这是他的天职.他吻了她一下,然后又一下,说:"你看,这就是加法."

她采取这种方法来回应这个愉快的动作,她吻了他一下,然后又一下,微笑着说;"这就是减法."

她不用费劲就学会了最基本的知识,他们互吻了一下,然后又一下,说"这一定是乘法了!"

这个时候,女孩的父亲看到他们是这样的上课,就把男孩踢出十丈远,说:"那么这就是长距离分割了!"

注: 英文division可解释为分割,间壁的意思,也是除法的意思,是同词异义,而翻译成中文就显不出来了.