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市场营销

(2009-09-29 09:42:09)
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分类: JOKE笑话

Thanks to: Pavan India

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

你在一个晚会上遇到一个美丽姑娘,你走上前去对她说."我很有钱,嫁给我吧!"---这是直接行销.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
你和一帮朋友在晚会上看到一个美丽姑娘,你的一个朋友走向她,指着你说:"他很有钱,嫁给他吧."
---这是广告营销.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

你在晚会上看到一个美丽姑娘,你上去要了她的电话号码.第二天你打电话给她:"你好,我很有钱,嫁给我吧."---这是电话营销.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

你在晚会上看到一个美丽姑娘.你起身,整整领带,你上前去为她倒一杯饮料.你为她开门,她掉包后你为她捡起来,为她泊车,然后说,"顺便告诉你,我很有钱,你能嫁给我吗?" ---这是公关营销.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."
That's Brand Recognition.

你在晚会上看到一个美丽姑娘,她径直走向你说,"你很有钱."  ---这是品牌认知

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!!!!

你在晚会上看到一个美丽姑娘,你走向她说,"我很有钱,嫁给我吧." 她给了你一个响亮的耳光.---这是客户回馈!!!

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