Thanks to: Cows*are*funny Canada

A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose, a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear.
She says, "Doctor, can you help me? I don't feel well, and I cannot figure out what's wrong."
The doctor replies; "Well my dear you are clearly not eating properly!"

一个妇女去看医生.她的鼻子上插着面包棒,右耳塞了一只土豆,左耳塞了带豆.

她说;"医生,你能帮我吗? 我感觉不舒服,但又说不出哪里不好."

医生回答:"亲爱的女士,你一定是没有正确地吃东西!"

又一则:

According to the scholar, an internist knows everything and does nothing, a surgeon does everything and knows nothing, and a psychiatrist knows nothing and does nothing. Only a pathologist knows everything and does everything…too late.

根据学位要求,一个内科医生什么都懂却什么也不做; 一个外科医生什么都做却什么也不懂; 一个精神病医生什么都不懂也什么都不做. 只有病理学家什么都懂也什么都做...太迟了.