加载中…半夜三点（三则）
(2009-12-19 11:45:58)
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音乐半夜风笛税务局领带 |
分类： JOKE笑话 |
Thanks to: Walter E. Ernst Jr Hacienda Heights California USA.
1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and
yelling at three o'clock this morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."
第一个男人:我的邻居在凌晨三点的时候大声尖叫和咒骂.
第二个男人:他们把你吵醒了吧?
第二个男人:唔...我正在吹风笛.
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Thanks to: Brenda Ervin Las Vegas Nevada USA.
Did you ever notice?
When you put the two words
"The" and "IRS" together
it spells "THEIRS"?
你有没有注意到? 如果你把The和IRS拼在一起,就变成了"他们的东西"了.
注:这是一个关于词义的政治笑话.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~傻子笑话：
Though he loved the design of his new tie, Harry had no choice but to take it back to the store. When the clerk asked what was wrong with it, Harry said, “To tight.”
亨利尽管很喜欢新领带的款式，但他还是把它送回了店里。当店员问他哪里有问题时，他说，“太紧了。”
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