A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife, “Dear, what would you like for your present?”
Wife: I really don’t think I should day.
Husband: How about a diamond ring?
Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds.
Husband: well, the, a mink coat?
Wife: You know I do not like furs.
Husband: A golden necklace?
Wife: I already have three of them.
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want?
Wife: What I’d really like is a divorce
Husband: Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much

妻子生日快到了,丈夫问妻子,"亲爱的,你想要什么礼物?"

妻子:我实在想不出.

丈夫:钻石项链如何?

妻子:我不太喜欢钻石.

丈夫:那一件水貂皮衣服?

妻子:你知道我不喜欢皮毛的.

丈夫:一条金项链?

妻子:我已经有三条了.

丈夫:唉,那你究竟要什么?

妻子:我要离婚.

丈夫:唔,我还没计划为此付钱.