问约拿
(2009-09-10 11:18:51)
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翻译笑话英语娱乐杂谈 |
分类: JOKE笑话 |
Thanks to: Walt Ernst Hacienda Heights ca USA.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about
whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale
to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large
mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah
was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could
not swallow a human, it was impossible. The little girl said, "When
I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him!"
一个小女孩和她的老师在谈论鲸鱼。老师说:从鲸鱼的身体结构来看,它是不可能吞下一个人的,因为尽管它是一个非常大的哺乳动物,但它的喉管是非常细的。小女孩说约拿就是被鲸鱼吞吃的。老师则重申鲸鱼是不可能吃人的。小女孩说:“那我到天堂的时候问问约拿。”
老师问:“那如果约拿去的是地狱呢?”
“那你去问他呗!”小女孩回答。
注:约拿是圣经中的人物."耶和华安排一条大鱼吞了约拿,他在鱼腹中三日三夜."(拿1:17).