The laws of golf（Part II）

另类高尔夫定律（第二部分）

LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

定律六：一个球手的差点越高，他越自以为有资格担当教练。

LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

定律七：世界上的每一个三杆洞都具有羞辱球手的神秘欲望。距离越短，这种欲望越强烈。

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

定律八：对于人类来说，最痛苦的刑罚是用3号铁打出剃头球。

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

定律九：棕榈树吞噬高尔夫球。
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