What will you do for golf?

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."

为了打球你得做些啥？

四个已经结了婚的家伙星期天一起去打球。在打到第三洞的时候，开始了以下的对话。

第一个家伙说：“先生们，你们根本不知道我为了这个周末能出来打这场球付出了多么高的代价。我承诺我太太下周把所有的房间都粉刷一新。”

第二个家伙：“那算个鸟啊。我答应我老婆在我们家池塘中的建个新码头。”

第三个家伙：“伙计们，你们那点儿活也忒容易了！我不得不答应我婆姨把厨房改造一下。”

他们接着打球，突然反应过来第四个家伙一声没吭呢。因此他们就问：“就你没说话嗨，为了能来打球，你的价码是啥子噢？”

第四个家伙说：“别提了。下周二我们家新房的地基需要灌好。”