The amazing golf ball

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!"

The golfer, annoyed, says, "What is it?"

"It's a special golf ball," says the salesman. "You can never lose it!"

"Whattaya mean," scoffs the golfer, "you can never lose it? What if you hit it into the water?"

"No problem," says the salesman. "It floats, and it detects where the shore is, and spins towards it."

"Well, what if you hit it into the woods?"

"Easy," says the salesman. "It emits a beeping sound, and you can find it with your eyes closed."

"Okay," says the golfer, impressed. "But what if your round goes late and it gets dark?"

"No problem, sir, this golf ball glows in the dark! I'm telling you, you can never lose this golf ball!"

The golfer buys it at once. "Just one question," he says to the salesman. "Where did you get it?"

"I found it."

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神奇的高尔夫球球

一个独自打球的哥哥正要发球的时候，有个满头是汗的销售弟弟跑了过来，大声地喊：“等等！在你开球之前，弟弟我有一个神奇的东东秀一下给你！”

打球的哥哥有点烦他，说：“神马玩意儿？”

“是个特别的高尔夫球球，”销售弟弟说，“一个永不丢失的高尔夫球！”

“怎么地哥们？”打球的哥哥不屑地说，“永不丢失？要打到水里咋办内？”

“冇闷台啦，”销售弟弟说，“它会漂起来，探测到岸边并自己滚到岸上。”

“呵，要是打到鸟林子里呢？”

“简单，”销售弟弟说，“它会发出吡吡声，你眼睛不睁都能找到滴。”

“8错，”打球的哥哥有了点概念，说，“要是开球晚了，天儿变黑了腻？”

“也冇闷台啦，哥哥，这个球球会发光呢。我跟你说哈，这个球球真的永远丢不掉哪！”

打球的哥哥立马就买下了这个球球。

“最后一个问题咯，”打球哥哥对销售弟弟说，“你在哪里淘到这个东东的呢？”

“我捡的唻！”