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What Will You Do About That?

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded...

"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."

                                  你该怎么办？

一位在俱乐部小有名气的会员在打了一场发挥欠佳的球后，没回会所打算直接回家。当他到达停车场准备取车时，一名警察把他拦住了，问道：“请问是您二十分钟前在十六号发球台发的球吗？”

“是的，”会员回答道。

“您是不是打了个左钩球，球越过树丛到了球场以外？”

“是的，你怎么知道呢？”会员反问。

“是这样，”警察严肃地说，“您的球飞出了界外，砸到了高速公路上一辆车的挡风玻璃。那辆车失去控制，撞到了另外的五辆小轿车和一辆消防车，致使消防车无法赶到火灾现场，于是着火的大楼被彻底烧毁了。你该怎么办呢？”

会员认真地想了想，说......

“我想我应该关闭一点站姿，把球杆握的更紧些，并且把右手大拇指放低。”[猛虎译]