网上热议的最牛的中国式英语应该第一批修成正果： 

       Horse horse tiger tiger — 马马虎虎

         We two who and who？— 我们俩谁跟谁呀？

         Watch sister — 表妹

         No three no four — 不三不四

         Seven up eghit down — 七上八下 

         People moumtain people sea — 人山人海

       You ask me，me ask who？— 你问我，我问谁？

         Long time no see.— 很久不见

         How are you?how old are you? — 怎么是你，怎么老是你？