Finnish weather explained
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Finnish weather explained
+15°C /
59°F
This is as
warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C /
50°F
The French are trying in vain to start
their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C /
41°F
Italian
cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C /
32°F
Distilled water
freezes.
The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little
thicker.
-5°C /
23°F
People in California almost freeze to
death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before
winter.
-10°C /
14°F
The Brits start the heat in their
houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.
-20°C /
-4°F
The Aussies
flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is
here.
-30°C /
-22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear
from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C /
-40°F
Paris
start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".
-50°C /
-58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North
Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting
real winter weather.
-60°C /
-76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus)
freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.
-70°C / -94°F
The
false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu
(Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival
training.
-183°C /
-297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are
cold.
-273°C /
-459.4°F
All
atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside
today."
-300°C / -508°F
Hell
freezes over.
Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.

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