加菲猫的逻辑，是无厘头的逻辑。这只胖猫，自恋，贪吃，懒惰，爱享乐，理论一套一套的，神马“假如早晨可以晚点开始的话，我应该会喜欢它”，神马“肥得像猪也比健身好”……胖猫日子过得挺爽，还不忘给主人添麻烦。然而这家伙又极聪明，令人又气又爱！哪天郁闷了，看看电影《加菲猫》（Garfield），或许会给你带来好心情；你还会纳闷，这家伙的言行，我怎么很熟悉啊？

【《加菲猫》精彩台词】如下：

要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

你一开口就征服了我！

You had me at hello.

我恨星期一。

I hate mondays.

钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养哦。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。

“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!

神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了馀地。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

When two’s company, three’s the result!

服饰就像铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.