自从苹果新出iPad后，受到了广大消费者的耻笑。

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1. I got a big ass pocket

The iPad is a game changer. That's why you'll need a change of pants...with a big ass pocket.

（注：由于iPad比较大，所以大家以后要买一条有一个超大裤袋的裤子来携带）

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2. iPad 与石器时代的石碑对比

（很明显，石器时代的石碑比ipad更具有多功能---起码可以作为武器）

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3. iPad

Our most advanced technology in a magical and revolutionary device at an unbelieable price.

去掉有颜色部分：Our techology at a price.

（言下之意就是只有：“昂贵”）

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4. iLame

Our most advanced techology in a bigger iPhone.

Sorrywe wasted your time.

（我们最先进的技术安装在一个大点的iPhone 而已。我们浪费大家的时间了）

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5. iPad nano

The iPad that fits in your pocket. Oh, and it makes phone calls. (注：iPad是不可以打电话的）

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6. iPad 跟多用胶作比较

（很明显，iPad除了可以有ITunes Store之外，什么都没有。多用胶起码有多功能。。。）

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7. iPhad

Turn your iPhone into a full-fledged iPad with this easy to install add-on.

（讽刺iPad只是iPhone的大码版）

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8. The iPad With wings...

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9. iPad.

 Like a tampon. Only more expensive.

（Pad--卫生巾。tampon--卫生棉条）

iPad, 就像卫生棉条，只是更贵而已。

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10.iPad就是把iMac减一半。。

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11.iPad 的size..

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12.The new iPad. Now with over 300 cameras

（注：iPad没内置照相机）

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13.iPod Touch 2G + 超级玛丽的蘑菇= iPad!

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14.Millions of websites use Flash, Get used to the blue legos.

（注：iPad不支持Flash,所以大家要习惯那个没插件可安装的图标）

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