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《The Devil Wears Prada》----  (Part 4)

 

[At the office building]

Emily：I mean, I have no idea why Miranda hired her.

Clerk:Me neither. The other day, we were in the beauty department.She held up the Shu Uemura eyelash curler and said, "What is this?"

Emily：[Laughing]I just knew from the moment I saw her she was going to be a complete and utter disas…

Andy:[Phone Rings] Miranda Priestly's office.No, actually, she's not available, but I'll leave word.Okay, thanks. Bye.

Emily:[Clears Throat]How did… [Grunts()]Are you wearing the… -The Chanel boots?

Andy:Yeah, I am.

Clerk:You look good.Oh, God.

Emily:What?

Clerk:She does.

Emily:Oh, shut up, Serena.

 

[Outside Nate's working place]

Nate:See you guys tomorrow.

Andy:Good night, man. Take it easy.

Nate:Take care of that finger, huh?

Andy:So, what do you think?

Nate:Uh, I think we better get out of here before my girlfriend sees me.

Andy:[Woman Singing]

[Horn Honking] 

[Cell Phone Rings]

[Continues] -The gowns are fabulous.

Andy:Mm-hmm. We're gonna use the burgundy.

Nate:Gotta find… -[Ends]

 

[At a club]

Nate:So we spent a whole semester on potatoes alone.

Lily:You take the fry and squeeze it.

Nate:See how firm that is?

Andy:Hey. Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.There was a crisis in the accessories department.

I needed to find a python headband.

Pythors hot right now.

Andy:I have exciting presents for all of you.Are you ready?

What is that?

Andy:It's a Bang & Olufsen phone.Charlie Rose sent it to Miranda for her birthday.I looked it up on line. It's $1,100.

What?

Wow!

Andy:And I have some products. Mason Pearson hairbrushes.

A little Clinique.

Dough:Ooh!Oh, damn it. I love your job.

Andy:Oh! One more.A little thing.

Lily:[Gasps]

Andy:Do you want it? You want…

Lily:Oh. Gimme! Gimme, gimme, gimme!

Andy:I think she likes it.

Lily:Oh, my God! This is the new MarcJacobs!This is sold out everywhere. Where did you get this?

Andy:Miranda didn't want it, so…

Lily:No, no, no, no, no. This bag is, like, $1,900. I cannot take this from you.

[Cackles]

Yeah, you can.

Dough:Why do women need so many bags?

Lily:Shut up.You have one. You put all your junk in it, and that's it. You're done.

Dough:Fashion is not about utility.An accessory is merely a piece of iconography…used to express individual identity.

Lily:Oh! And it's pretty.

-That too.

Yeah. But the thing is, it turns out there is more to Runway than just fancy purses.

Look, here's an essay byJay Mclnerney, a piece byJoan Didion.

Even an interview with Christiane Amanpour.

-Looks like someone's been drinking the Kool-Aid.

-What do you…

-[Cell Phone Ringing]

Nate:I got it. It's… Yup, the Dragon Lady.

Lily:Oh, Miranda?

Andy:Let me talk to her.

Lily:I need that. -I'll tell her to get her own scrambled eggs.

Andy:Lily, no, no, no! Put that thing up! I was gonna answer it!

Andy:It's gonna make… Give me the… phone.

[Beeps]

[Sputters]

Andy:Hi, Miranda.Ooh. Shh. Absolutely.Shh! Uh-huh. I'm leaving right now.You know, you guys didn't have to be such assholes.

 

[Outside James Holt's home] 

[Doorbell Rings]

[Bcakground Electronica music]

[Woman Singing] 

Andy:Um, excuse me.I'm looking for James Holt.

Woman:Um, that's him right there.

Andy:Oh. Thanks.

Woman:No problem.[To the man]I put my stuff out there, and I pray they improve.

Man:Really?

Andy:Excuse me.

James:Hi.

Andy:I'm Andy. I'm picking up for Miranda Priestly.

James:Oh, yes. You must be the new Emily.

Andy:[Chuckling]

James:Nice to meet you.

James:Oh, let me see that bag. Very, very nice.

Andy:Ah. 

James:Distressed, studded leather, pieced by hand, finished with a metallic fringe.[Clicks Tongue] Very nice, indeed. Who made that fantastic thing?

Andy:You.

James:Hmm. Duh. This way.Uh, here we go.It's a sketch of Miranda's dress for the benefit.Also the centerpiece of my spring collection. Top secret stuff.

Andy:I'll guard it with my life. -Please do.

James:Come on. You're working for Miranda Priestly now.You must be in desperate need of hard liquor.[To the waitress]Excuse us, girls.She'll have the punch.

Andy:[Clears Throat]

James:It's deadly. Have fun.

[Man Singing]

Christian:He's right, you know.

Andy:Hmm?

Christian:The punch. I drank it atJames's last party.I woke up in Hoboken wearing nothing but a poncho and a cowboy hat.[Continues]

Andy:Ah. Well.

Christian:Wise. -[Chuckling]

Andy:Uh, hi.

Christian:Christian Thompson.

Andy:Christian Thompson?You're kidding.

Christian:No, you're…

Andy: You write for, like, every magazine I love.I actually… I reviewed your collection of essays for my college newspaper.

Christian:Did you mention my good looks and my killer charm?

Andy:No, but…

Christian:What do you do?

Andy:Oh. Well, I want to work for somewhere like The New Yorker or Vanity Fair.

Christian:I am a writer too.

Andy:Is that right?

Christian:Mm-hmm.I should read your stuff. Why don't you send it over?

Andy:Yeah?That would be… Thank you. That would be great. [Giggling]But actually, right now, I'm working as Miranda Priestly's assistant.

 Christian:Oh, you're kidding. Well, that's too bad.That's… Whoa. You'll never survive Miranda.

Andy: Excuse me?

Christian:Well, you seem nice, smart.You can't do that job.

Andy:Gotta go.

Christian:Okay.Well, it was very, very nice to meet you, Miranda girl.