伟大的定义 / Great Definitions：

School：A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance：A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse：person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage：It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce：Future tense of Marriage.

Dictionary：A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room：A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father：A banker provided by nature.

Boss：Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Doctor：A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Smile：A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office：A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Experience：The name men give to their mistakes.

Philosopher：A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

From 阿妮叶李