其实，我们早就有过洋节的喜好，比如：五一、六一、三八节······ 这些洋节让我们了解了国门外的工人、少年儿童、妇女们，知道了他们争得了什么样的权利。那么，再多加几个洋节又何妨，再多了解一下外面的世界又何妨······五彩缤纷的世界浮躁了眼花缭乱的芥末，淡定的芥末隐隐蛋疼，语无伦次地说了几句“芥末体”的疑似诗，权当学习写诗的作业······ （注：千万别当诗看，否则，湿人们又该骂芥末了。）                      

 

                               在遥远的记忆中

                               一群德高望重的人

                               扬着慈祥的笑脸

                               特像回事地宣告

                               我们是人民的勤务员

                               是全心全意为人民服务的

                               多么高大的形象啊

                               须仰视才见

                                 榜样的力量是无穷的

                                 这让本该享受服务的我

                                 铭记着谆谆教诲

                                 把青春扔在了荒原

                                 替那群德高望重的人

                                 把诺言兑现

 

                               过去了许多岁月

                                  本来直直的腰弯了

                                    曾经烈烈的激情熄了

                                     只想守着遮风避雨的蜗居

                                       掂量着没捂热的散银

                                          算计着锅里的米面

                                       看着身旁颤巍而过的老者

                                         眺望自己将来的残年

                                  就在我刚萌发自私的闪念

                                    又来了一群据说是公仆的人

                                      你推他拥闪亮登场

                                       齐刷刷宣读誓言

                                         很正经地告诉我们

                                           一定要把和谐构建

                                       于是

                                         我光荣地离开了

                                         曾经添过砖瓦的厂房

                                         拼着力为政府

                                         拧了又拧周身的血汗

                                         我腾出了祖辈的茅屋

                                         为填补国库的亏空

                                         忍受拆迁、

                                         我蜷曲在红墙外的角落

                                         眯缝着眼

                                         仿佛看见了

                                         未来美丽和谐的家园

 

                                    光阴荏苒

                                    又是一年春草绿

                                    庙堂依旧

                                    方丈轮换

                                    撞得钟声绕山巅

                                    镇宅的华表旁

                                    花团锦簇

                                    曼陀罗怒放争艳

                                    它那白色的浆液

                                    拨动我亢奋的神经

                                    去聆听人民养育的

                                     那个天赋艺员

                                     听他慷慨激昂的呐喊

                                  他很负责地对我说

                                  要让你们活得有尊严

                                  这可是金钱买不来的啊

                                  于是

                                  我把一生的积蓄

                                  统统给了美利坚

                                  还用节省的口粮

                                  喂肥了那穷横的朝鲜

                                  地球人只有咱露了大脸

                                  据说

                                     这能代表我的尊严

 

                                   严冬的夜

                                   冰封雪漫

                                   凛冽的北风

                                   拍打着我疲惫的身心

                                   是那样肆虐无情

                                   可它却没能

                                   把我积攒的困意摇散

                                   累了 睡了 还做了梦

                                       ······

                                       星星点灯

                                       指引着雪野飞奔的爬犁

                                       让那个被我们拒签入境的

                                       白胡子老人

                                       避开了边防战士的鹰眼

                                   走遍了万户千家

                                   送去圣诞的礼物

                                   那就是一声轻轻的

                                   祝你平安

                                 没有奢华的吐沫

                                 没有喉头的震颤

                                 啊

                                       这一刻我终于醒悟

                                        这才是苦苦追寻的企盼

                                        祝你平安

                                         祝你平安

                                     那夜

                                        我睡得很甜

                                                很甜

 

                    

 

                                芥末祝朋友们圣诞快乐！祝你平安！祝你平安！祝你平安！