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                                                   别看小蜜二奶围着俺转

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                                    威风不比人间皇上减

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                                             让你说话那是给你脸

      偶见一图，那猢狲神气样，惹得芥末怒从心起--------- 

                               —————呸！呸！呸！

                                            瞧你这操行

                                              要不是为了保护你这快灭种的动物

                                                一棍子把你丫打扁