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                                                                 石雕：---------姑娘，你可真够大方的！

                                                                 姑娘：--------不懂了吧，这不是大方，这叫开放！

                                                                 石雕：----------这咋叫开放呢--------？

                                                                 姑娘：----------嘻嘻嘻-------摸着石头过河嘛-------嘻嘻嘻！

                                                                 石雕：----------我靠---------！！！

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