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What does the Chineses word 直男癌 (Straight men carcinoma) mean?

(2016-10-07 15:28:53)
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Asshole chauvinist douchebag. Here's a list of things that straight cancer boys might say.

1、你一个女孩出国干什么

You're a girl, what are you doing going overses?

2、好好学做饭啊不然以后栓不住我的

You better learn to cook or you won't be able to keep me around.

3、你不让我操你来我家干嘛?

If you're not going to fuck me why'd you come over?

4、高富帅只是贪图你的美貌,我这个矮穷矬对你才是真爱

Good lucking dudes are only good for looking, I'm short and poor but that's why I really love you.

5、男人越老越吃香,女人一过25岁就开始贬值了

As men get older they get more and more desirable. Women after 25 start to lose their charm.

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6、不能生孩子娶你干啥?

If you can't have kids why would I marry you?

7、女人都是赔钱货

Women all make are money wasting bitches.

8、女人如衣服

Clothes make the woman.

9、女孩学历高有什么用,趁年纪轻赶紧嫁了

Educating women is useless, they should get married ASAP.

10、穿那么骚不强奸你才怪,苍蝇不叮无缝的蛋

Dressing sexy is asking to get raped, it takes two to tango.

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11、女人赚那么多钱干什么,顾好家带孩子就行了

Women need to stay home and raise kids, not be out earning a bunch of money.

12、马路上开车出事的一定是女的

Accident on the road? It's a woman!

13、走在街上,“你看那女的就是一脸婊,只要有个男的搭讪一下,肯定马上就上的那种。”

On the street: Look at that slut, you could pick her up and fuck her like that for sure.

14、女人最大的使命就是结婚而不是在社会上和男人抢资源

Womens' duty is marriage, not competing with men out in the world.

15、女人只要好看就行了不要有脑子

Women need looks, not brains.

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16、这些事儿不是你们老娘儿们能懂得的

Broads can't undersrand this shit.

17、娶媳妇儿不就是为了传宗接代孝敬父母的吗?

Getting a wife is for being filial and passing on the family name.

18、“他真的很有钱,房车都有了不用你操心,就是想找个人能生孩子的”

He has a car and house already all he's looking for is someone to give him a baby. Don't worry,he's rich.

19、娶处女是因为处女婚后不会滥交,非处婚后多半出轨

Marry a virgin and relax. A nonvirgin will fuck around on you for sure.

20、你们女人打扮不就是给男人看的吗

You chicks dress up for men.

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21、女人跟车一样,要挑好看的,好驾驭的

Women are like cars: pick one that looks good and is fun to dribe!

22、女人在床上天生就是服务男人的

In bed women should please men.

23、铁打的兄弟,流水的女人

Bros before hoes.

24、关于处女情结:二手房可以买,死过人的就不行了,别人用过的筷子你还想用吗?

About virginity: who wants someone else's dirty laundry? You want to use chopsticks someone's already eaten with?

25、我脾气不好,你说话注意点

Chill when you're talking to me, capiche?

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26、女的出轨是贱,男的是正常

Women cheating is slutty, for men though it's normal.

27、有钱了什么样的女人找不到 ?

First you get the money, then you get the women.

28、世界上不存在强奸,都是诱奸,被强奸的女人爽完之后觉得划不来又报警

This is too disgusting to translate. Basically women like getting raped.

29、女人就应该做家务

Housework is women's work.

30、别人发个照片在下面评论“这腿我能玩一年”,谁他妈要你玩了

If I comment on some other girl's photo: "Damn, I could fuck with those legs all day!" To girlfriend/wife: "Who fucking looks at your legs!?"

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