送小丫头到学校后绕道翠湖回家，见这只鸭子在水里折腾。呵呵，闲着也是闲着，摁一组。

瞧这天晴得。咱来个晨浴先。                                                                 -1-

呵呵，那叫一个舒坦。                                                                      -2- 

岸上拿相机那谁，这可是咱的隐私！                                                  -3- 

劳驾您站远点儿。溅湿了还得咱赔礼不是？                                                  -4- 

用咱圈内的行话，这叫扎猛子哎。                                                            -5- 

打小咱娘就告诉咱：洗脸别学猫，得脖子耳根一道洗。                                          -6-

下巴颏儿咱也挠挠。嘿嘿，要有个银给咱按摩按摩啥的，那可就享受涅……                        -7- 

好了！咱不用毛巾，那金什么毛巾也不用！                                                    -8- 

嘻嘻，咱这叫自然风干！                                                                    -9- 

岸上拿相机那谁，有完没完啊。您可涉嫌偷窥哎！                                              -10-