无人知 2021年 10月 8日 学习天地

（一） 青蛙和癞蛤蟆

老师问：

The teacher asked:

“青蛙和癞蛤蟆有什么区别？”

“What's the difference between a frog and a toad? ”

学生回答：

Student answer ：

“青蛙思想保守，

“Frogs are conservative in their thinking,

不思进取，

Don't want to forge ahead,

坐井观天，是负能量；

Sitting in the sky ，is negative energy;

而癞蛤蟆思想前卫，

The toad is avant-garde in thought,

想吃天鹅肉，

Want to eat swan meat,

有远大目标，

Have big goals,

是正能量。”

It's positive energy. “

（二:) 我家欢迎你儿子

把女朋友带回家，

Bring my girlfriend at home,

爸妈不喜欢她，

Mom and dad don't like her,

直接对她说：

Directly said to her:

我们家不欢迎你，

You are not welcome in our house,

你们还是分手吧。

Why don't you guys break up.

别耽误了你。

Don't hold you up.

我女朋友说：

My girlfriend said:

没关系，我们家欢迎你儿子。

It's okay. Your son is welcome in our house.

我妈。。。。。。

My mother 。 。 。 。 。

（三） 骗子

小伙子：大爷，您是卖水果的，

小伙子：Sir, are you a fruit seller,

大妈她却这么漂亮，

I found an aunt is so beautiful!

说说你俩的故事吧。

Tell me the story of you two.

大爷：我也不知道啊！

大爷：I have no idea.

记得那年情人节，

I remember Valentine's Day that year,

我卖完水果，

I sold out of fruit,

路过一家黄金首饰店，

Passing through a gold jewelry store,

进去看看热闹，

Go in and have a look,

你大妈在里面当营业员。

Your aunt works as a shop assistant in there.

我就随便地问了一句：

I just casually asked 1:

“这玩意多少钱一斤……”

"How much is this thing a kilo? “

后来我们就结婚了……

And then we got married.

后来一吵架她就骂我是骗子。

Later, when she quarreled, she called me a liar.