无人知 2021年 9月 10日 幽默系列

《一》外婆头发白了

妈妈对女儿说：

Mother said to her daughter:

“你要听话，

"You have to be obedient,

你惹妈妈生气一次，

You make mom angry once,

妈妈白头发多一根。”

Mother has a more one white hair. "

女儿明白了：

Daughter to understand:

“怪不得外婆的头发全白了，

"It's no wonder that grandma hair all white,

全是你惹她生气的。”

You're the made her angry. "

（二:)爬到顶峰

甲：“我可以说是从基层干起，

甲："I can say from the grass-roots level,

最后一直爬到顶峰的人。”

The one who climbed all the way to the top. "

乙：“你真了不起！

乙"You 're really look wonderful！

乙；那您是干什么的呢？”

乙；So what do you do for a work? “

甲：“我以前是擦皮鞋的，

甲："I used to shine shoes,

甲；现在是理发师。”

甲；And now the barber. "

（三:)小偷

一男子偷苹果被抓，

A man was caught stealing apples，

要关十五天，

It will be closed for fifteen days,

男子对警察说：

The man said to the police:

“我就偷了十个苹果，判重了！”

"I stole ten apples, the sentence is heavy!

警察说：

The police said:

“曾经有只猴子，

"Once there was a monkey,

就因为偷了一只桃子，

For stealing a peach,

被关了五百年。”

Been locked up for 500 years. "

（四:)问路

约好友在餐厅见面，

Meet friend at the restaurant,

结果她却找不着地儿，

And she couldn't find the place,

于是手机告知：

So the phone tells:

“往前直走，

"Go forward,

看见第一个红灯就到了。”

You'll be there when you see the first red light. "

结果，一小时之后，

As a result, an hour later,

这姑娘还没到。

The girl hasn't arrived yet.

我去电问她，

I'll ask her,

她说：

She said ：

“我都过了两个路口了，

“I've been two blocks away,

都是绿灯，没见到红灯！”

All green lights, no red light! "

（五:)充话费的缘分

两年前，

Two years ago,

一男士因移动营业厅妹妹误敲一个数字，

A man knocks a wrong number because of his sister in the mobile business hall,

将五十元话费冲给了一个女士。

Be going to fifty yuan was charged to a lady.

男士倒也大度，

Man are generous,

发短信跟女士说不用还，

Send a text message saying you don't have to return it,

算是一种缘分。

Is a kind of fate.

发现两人上班很近，

Found that two people go to work very close,

后来见面了......

And then was met.

现在成夫妻了。

Now, become a husband and wife.

每次别人问两位是怎么认识的，

Every time someone asks you how you met,

那男士总是回一句：

The man always back to 1:

充话费送的。

Charge the phone bill to send .