见你就笑戏剧论坛（第三十三期）出版了
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2016.5.25.
幽默系列
六一儿童节快到了，让我们像小朋友那样开开心心、快快乐乐。在茶余饭后读读幽默笑话。
幽默段子；（一）北京的好政策山东跟风
Following the
introduction of the country's 65 year old retirement policy,Beijing
95 years old to see a doctor not
money.
继国家出台65岁退休的政策，北京出台95岁看病不要钱。
Shandong
immediately follow the trend,Announced that 100 years of age or
older people can be free to board every day in
Taishan.
山东马上跟风，宣布100岁以上的老人可以免费天天登上泰山。
幽默段子；（二）河南惠民深圳跟风
Henan on the
110 year old person opened three child benefit project,Shenzhen
immediately to the 120 year old free housing.
河南对110岁的老人开放三胎惠民工程，深圳马上对120岁的老人免费分房。
The good old days are after 100
years old!
原来好日子都在100岁以后啊！
幽默段子；（三）无奈的病人
The doctor asked the patient.“How
do you fracture？”
医生问病人；“你是怎样骨折的？”
The patient said;“I think there's
sand in my shoes.To protect the wire rod shake
shoes,
病人说；“我觉得鞋子里有沙子，就护着电线杆抖鞋，
After that asshole,When I was an
electric shock, give me a heavy two stick!"
那个浑蛋经过，当我是触电了，给了我重重的两棍子！”
幽默段子；（四）八路来了
Mr. Huang loves the people's
Liberation Army，Give his son name is "Huang jun".
黄先生热爱解放军，给自己的儿子取名叫“黄军”。
One day to send his son to
school，See the bus stop 8 in the station.
一天送儿子上学，看到公交8路进站了。
So he shouted to his son；“Huang
Jun, run,Eight way to the!” e
于是冲着儿子喊叫；“黄军，快跑，八路来了！”
幽默段子；（五）死后重生
"Do you
believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied
“你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工。
“我相信，先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。
"Well, then, that makes
everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early
yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to
see you.
“哦，那还好”。老板接着说。
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。”
幽默段子；（六） 结婚多少钱
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
小男孩问他的父亲：“爸爸，结婚要花多少钱?”
His
father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it
now."
他的父亲回答说：“儿子，我不知道，因为我现在还在为它付账呢。”
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