图片来自才女好友蒲家文苑博客特此感谢

          见你就笑戏剧论坛（第三十一期）出版了
  

            无人知  2016.3.17.  幽默系列 
 

  at one 's leisure very happy, Healthy and happy every day!
  茶余饭后乐一乐，健康快乐每一天！
     

           幽默段子；（一） 请打一支镇静剂

 Doctor;Give the patient an injection of a sedative.
 医生：去给那位病人注射一针镇静剂。

 Nurse;Why,Today he is going to leave the hospital, but also to play a sedative why?
 护士：为什么，今天他要出院了，还打镇静剂干嘛？

 Doctor;Wait to check out,I'm afraid he can't stand it!
 医生：等下要结账，我怕他受不了！
            

             幽默段子；（二）怎样分得清
 

  Students in the study, Look at who is the poor students,Who is the rich boy?There is a classmate said ；“Look at the trousers,”
 同学们在研究，看那个是贫困生，那个是富家公子哥？有个同学说；“只要看裤子么。”

  “If there is a hole in the pants is poor students,If there are a lot of holes in the pants and must be is a rich boy.”
 如果裤子上有一个洞就是贫困生，如果裤子上有很多洞就是富家公子哥。
          

            幽默段子；（三）我爸爸是省长
 

  The teacher is helping a pupil to fill in the registration form,She asked: what is your father doing
Work?
 老师正在帮一个小学生填写报名表，她问：你爸爸是干什么
工作的？
 

  The pupil proud to say: “my father is the governor!”
  小学生骄傲地说：“我爸爸是省长！”

  The teacher asked:“What province of the governor ah? 
老师问：是哪个省的省长啊？
 

  The pupil answered;“When I was in kindergarten, my father never bought me a toy,To the province ,On the province, the aunt who said my father is the most cost-effective parents, and later called the governor.”
 小学生回答道：我上幼儿园的时候，爸爸从不给我买玩具，能省
就省，阿姨们都说我爸爸是最省钱的家长，后来就叫成了省长。
    

        幽默段子；（四）强强说一位漂亮的女孩
 

 Once there was a beautiful girl, She is willing to share with me to acheron.She said with a red eye；“you don't pay me back, I'm with you.”
You die!
 曾经有一个漂亮的女孩，她愿意与我共赴黄泉。她眼眶泛红地说：“你再不还我钱，我就与你同归于尽！”
 

  Once there was a girl student, she is willing to wait for me to the next life. She said:
"Want to be my boyfriend, and so on wait for the next life.”曾经有一个女生，她愿意等我到下辈子。她说：
“想成为我男朋友，等下辈子吧。”
  

            幽默段子；（五）离不开手机 
  

  Now people can not do without the phone,Several years later,Only on the tombstone of the two-dimensional code.
  现在人都离不开手机，若干年后，墓碑上只刻上二维码。
 

  The people passing out as long as the mobile phone to sweep，All the stories of life are coming out......Who loved,Hate who,Who is also concerned about......Referred to as "Sweep grave",This is not terrible.
 

  路过的人只要拿出手机扫一扫，一生的故事都出来了......爱过谁、恨过谁、还牵挂着谁......简称为“扫墓”，这并不可怕。
 

  Terrible is the phone display“The other party has agreed to add you as a friend”......
可怕的是手机显示“对方已经同意添加你为好友”......