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玩玩记记学学脑子急转弯

(2019-08-19 19:25:20)
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             玩玩记记学学脑子急转弯

         玩玩记记学学脑子急转弯

          无人知2019年8月19

    问:书店里什么书买不到?

   ask;What book bookstore cant  buy it?

 答:秘书。

answer:Secretary.

    问:世上有三个太阳吗?

   ask:Are there three suns in the world?

 答:写个晶,不就是三个太阳了。

answer:Write a crystal, its just three suns.

    问:冬瓜,西瓜,都能吃,

   ask:Winter melon,water melon can be eaten,  

    问;什么瓜不能吃?

   ask;What melon can not eat?

 答:傻瓜。

answer:Fool.

    问:空气阳光对人类最好,

   ask;Air and sunshine are the best for human beings.

    问;除了阳光还有什么光?

   ask;What light is there besides sunshine?

 答:时光。

answerTime.

 答:一寸光阴一寸金,

answerAn inch of time and an inch of gold,

 答:寸金难买寸光阴。

answer:An inch of gold is hard to buy an inch of time.

    问:每年高考为啥总是六七八呢?

   ask:Why is the college entrance examination always on six seven eight every year?  

 答:六七八,录取吧。

answer;Six seven eight ,admission.

    问;考试三天穿衣服颜色是?

   ask:What is the color of the dress in three-day exam ?

   ;第一天穿什么颜色?

   ask;What color is it on the first day?

 答:第一天穿红色,

answer:Wear red on the first day.

 答:象征开门红。

answer:Symbolize a good start.

 答:第二天穿绿色,

answer:Wear green on second day.

 答:象征一路绿灯。

answer:Symbolize the green light all the way.

 答:第三天穿灰色和黄色,

answer:The third day in gray and yellow.

 答:象征走向辉煌。

answer:Symbolize to brilliance.

    问:什么花又飘又飞?

   ask:What flowers float and fly?

 答:雪花。

answer:Snow flowers.

    问;什么花又翻又滚?

answer:What flowers turn over and roll?

 答:浪花。

answer:Billow flowers.

    问:什么东西打死了它,流的却是你的血?

   ask;What killed it,It's flow your blood?

 答:蚊子。

answer;Mosquitoes.

    问:什么布剪不断?

   ask;What cloth shears constantly?

 答:瀑布。

answer;Waterfall.

    问:什么东西打破了,不会受到处分,反而得到表扬?

   ask;What is broken and won't be punished but praised?

 答:打破世界记录。

answer;Break the world record.

  呵呵呵!玩玩、学学,开心每一天......

  He he he!Play and play, learn and learn, live happy every day......

 


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