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        无人知   2014.5.31.   幽默系列

     Humor makes people happy, humor makes peole laugh, humor puts peole ease and comfortable, humor is like a good nutritionally supplement for your  physical and mental health.

幽默让人开心，幽默让人欢笑，幽默让人放松和舒服,幽默是营养身心的滋补品。

 

   幽默段子；  （一）老板是错误的

 

      Ome day last year,Last year one day, the boss at a meeting said harshly;

 去年的一天，老板在会议上狠狠的说；

 

“You are group of useless, if not for me, you would all be on the  streets begging.”

“你们是一群废物，如果不是因为有我，你们都到大街上讨饭去。”

 

 I really coud not endure such an insult, in a moment of frustration  decided to resign.

我实在忍受不了这样的侮辱，一气之下辞职了。

 

 

Now ,a year has passed,  the fact proved the boss was wrong.

现在一年过去了，事实证明老板是错误的。

 

 

I am not even begging in the street,but rather begging near the train station.

我根本没有在街上要饭，而是在火车站。

 

 幽默段子；  （二）考试前的准备

 

Dad got up early to make breakfast for his son, because today’s final exam.

爸爸早早起床给儿子做早餐，因为今天是期末考试。

 

Dad; Son, This morning is exam languages , so you must to eat two eggs, wish you got 100 points.

爸爸；儿子，今天早上是考语文，所以你必须吃两个鸡蛋，祝你考得100分。

 

Son; Dad, today will exam languages in the morning ，and exam math in afternoon.

儿子；爸爸，今天上午是考语文，下午是考数学。

 

Son; Have to eat four eggs well, otherwise not on languages is full marks, and mathetical is zero.

儿子；哪得吃四个鸡蛋才行,否则岂不是语文满分，数学零分。

 

 Dad; all right,it’s ok.

爸爸；对啊，好的。

 

 Son; Dad,plus two long beans,agan.

儿子；爸爸，再加两根长豆。

 

Dad; That’s right!

爸爸；对啊！

 

   幽默段子；  （三）家庭作业

 

The teacher assigned homework,make a record of every day doing good deeds.

老师布置家庭作业，让大家记录自己每天做的好人好事。

 

On that day,mother saw her son’s diary reads;

那天妈妈看见儿子的日记上写着；

 

Yesterday I picked up a big gold bullions, weighing 20 pouns on foot, I give it to uncle police.

昨天我捡了一个大大的金元宝，足有二十斤重，我把它交给警察叔叔了。

 

Teacher comment below says; “Please be sure to put down was dreaming pick up。”

老师下面批语写道；“请务必写清是做梦捡的。”