加载中…零分答卷的感悟 answers of a student scored zero
(2012-10-27 20:13:40)
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THE STUDENT
OBTAINED 0% ON THIS EXAM............ HE SHOULD BE
COMMENDED
|
This student is
a Genius!
He got all the
answers right and yet he scored 0% !
THE STUDENT
OBTAINED 0% ON THIS EXAM.............
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? ** his last battle* Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? ** at the bottom of the page* Q3. River Ganges flows in which state? ** liquid* Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? ** marriage* Q5. What is the main reason for failure? ** exams* Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? ** Lunch & dinner* Q7. What looks like half an apple? **The other half* Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? ** It will simply become wet* Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? **No problem, he sleeps at night.* Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? **You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..* Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? **Very large hands* Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? ** No time at all, the wall is already built.* Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? **Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack** |
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