Love and Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.  

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

TV has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion:

"Love is blind,

Marriage is an eye opener!"