ROMANCE MATHEMATICS / 浪漫数学
Smart man + smart woman = romance/ 聪明男人+ 聪明女人 = 浪漫爱情
Smart man + dumb woman = affair / 聪明男人+ 笨女人 = 婚外情
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage / 笨男人+ 聪明女人= 结婚
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy / 笨男人+ 笨女人= 怀孕

OFFICE ARITHMETIC / 办公室数学
Smart boss + smart employee = profit / 聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益
Smart boss + dumb employee = production / 聪明老板 + 笨员工 = 产量
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion / 笨老板 + 聪明员工 = 升职
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime / 笨老板 + 笨员工 = 加班

SHOPPING MATH / 购物数学
A man will pay for a item he needs.
男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need.
女人总是花一元钱买价值两元钱的东西但她却不需要的东西

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS / 一般方程与统计
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能够花掉的还多
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈夫

HAPPINESS / 幸福
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她

LONGEVITY / 长寿
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但是结婚的男人更多地想到去死

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE / 改变嗜好
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变，但他并没有变化
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但她却改变了

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE/谈话技巧
A woman has the last word in any argument.
女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场新的争论

 
Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage / 笨男人+ 聪明女人= 结婚
In my opinion, a so-called dumb man, is a kind of man who doesn't quite understand romance and is not smart in speaking. They may have very simple ideas, just as they love a woman and then they think that they should marry her and take care of her. Meanwhile a truly smart woman knows that only marriage can help her hold the man she loves and that's the guarantee for her happiness in life. In fact, the woman loves the man probably because of the commendable personalities in the man. Therefore, I think that the so-called dumb man is not dumb at all and he knows the true meaning of life, they are more likely to end up with a happier life than those smart guys in most of the cases.