加载中…Bubba's walk on water.... 21岁能在湖上走 ...
(2009-12-06 07:07:21)
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Bubba had long heard the
stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father,
grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on
water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each
walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first
legal drink. So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his
pal Jim Bob took a boat out to the middle of the lake, Bubba
stepped out of the boat ... and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely
managed to pull him to safety. Furious and confused, Bubba went to
see his grandmother. 'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my
21st birthday, so why can't I walk cross the lake like my pappy,
his father, and his father before him? ' Granny looked deeply into
Bubba's troubled eyes and said, 'Because your
father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were born in
January, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July, you
idiot.'
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