加载中…Microsoft Complex Issue 微软尚待解决的复杂问题
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Subject: Microsoft Complex
Issue
Microsoft's Bill Gates decided not to invest
further in India
after receiving a letter from India's Mr. Banta Singh
Letter reproduced below
Quote
To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
From : Banta Singh of Punjab
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice...
after receiving a letter from India's Mr. Banta Singh
Letter reproduced below
Quote
To : Bill Gates, Microsoft
From : Banta Singh of Punjab
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice...
1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.
We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any're-scooter' is available in
system?
2. One doubt is whether any
I find
only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find'button but it is not working
properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to
trace the key
with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify
this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer':
when you
will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go
after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one
3. There is 'Find'
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer':
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that?
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to
Regards,
Banta
Last one
Mr. Bill
Gates:
P.S.
Sir, how
is it that your name is Gates but you are selling
WINDOWS?
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