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A
six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to
marry the little girl across the street. The father,
being modern and well-schooled
in handling children, hid his smile behind his
hand.
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the
dark."
"How about transportation?" the father asked.
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," thelittle boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the
father raised.
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We'vethought about that, too," the little boy
replied. "We're not
going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to
step on it!"
"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?"
"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can
"How about transportation?"
"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the
Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know."
"We've