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女人五大窝囊 ?

(2012-03-25 11:07:23)
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女人五大窝囊 <wbr>?
                                       女人五大窝囊 ?

女人五大窝囊 <wbr>?下班回家进厨房,
                                     
女人五大窝囊 <wbr>?吃完晚饭就上床,

                                                  女人五大窝囊 <wbr>?领了工资存银行,

                                                                女人五大窝囊 <wbr>?出门最远到商场,

                                                                              女人五大窝囊 <wbr>?一生只上一张床.

     整改方案:
                     
女人五大窝囊 <wbr>?下班可以不回家,

                               http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e189.gif?" /> 几点上床由着她,

                                               http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e182.gif?" />领了工资自己花,
                                                              http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e121.gif?" />想到哪花到哪花,
                                                                           http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e178.gif?" />随心所欲披婚纱.
     努力方向:
              http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e103.gif?" />下班不用进厨房,
                           http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e102.gif?" />可以整夜不上床,
                                       http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e147.gif?" />别人工资买时装,
                                                       http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e102.gif?" />自己工资存银行,
                                                                     http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e120.gif?" />爱到哪里自己想,
                                                                                       http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e112.gif?" />后备情郎排成行.
                                                                                                          http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e106.gif?" />女人这辈子吧,挺难,

                                                                                                                                 http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e190.gif?" />漂亮点吧,太惹眼;

   http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e162.gif?" />不漂亮吧,拿不出手;

                     http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e116.gif?" />学问高了,没人敢娶;

                                        学问低了,没人要

                                                         http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e204.gif?" />活泼点吧,说你招蜂引蝶;

                                                                              http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e192.gif?" />矜持点吧,说你装腔作势;

                                                                                                   http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e163.gif?" />会打扮吧,说你像个妖精;

                                                                                                                              http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e108.gif?" />不会打扮吧,说你没女人味;

    http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e128.gif?" />自己挣钱吧,男人望而止步;

                          http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e163.gif?" />让男人养吧,说你傍大款;

                                               http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e108.gif?" /> 生孩子吧,怕被老板炒鱿鱼;

                                                                          http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e105.gif?" />不生吧,怕被老公炒鱿鱼.唉,

                                                                                                              http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e109.gif?" />做女人真难.

                                                                                                                             http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e138.gif?" /> 所以,女人就要对男人狠点,

       http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e166.gif?" />对自己嘛,宽大处理为上,

                            http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e124.gif?" />一定要吃喝玩乐,不然累死了,

                                                       http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e147.gif?" />就会有别人,花你的钱,

                                                                              http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e171.gif?" />住你的房,玩你的男人,

                                                                                                   http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e155.gif?" />睡你的床,还会撕你的照片,

                                                                                                                                              http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e170.gif?" />打你的娃


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