> WOMAN
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  > When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
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  > When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
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  > When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
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  > When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
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  > MAN
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  > At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
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  > At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
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  > At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
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  > At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
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  > At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
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  > Marriage Humour
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  > In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
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  > Then God created man and rested.
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  > Then God created woman.
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  > Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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