Jokes ( 13. Stupid Painter )

 

 

 

Preface

Our TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine) can 

effectively treat almost all kinds of difficult

and complicated diseases, which have been 

proved by a large number of facts .

But on the other hand, our TCM  is really 

difficult to learn .

For example, some person had just read 

the case treated by our TCM prescription,

then he used the same prescription to 

treat similar cases, but the effect was not 

as good as he expected .

At this time, he believed that our TCM 

prescriptions were invalid and useless.

In fact, most of the treatment methods of 

our TCM are based on the specific symptoms

of patients to formulate treatment plans, 

even if the use of classic prescriptions will 

also be adjust according to  the symptoms

of patients ;

and the method and time of taking will also be 

determined according to the condition, and the 

taboos during the treatment period will be

clarified .

              

Maybe Someone asks the question :

      What about Chinese patent medicine?

Actually, taking Chinese patent medicine should 

also be adjusted according to symptoms :

 Add some decoction, or adjust the dose or time .

All of these are determined based on years of 

clinical experience, not a glance at prescriptions.

Therefore, it is irrational to believe that you 

become a doctor just after seeing some 

prescriptions .

As we know :

We have read some knowledge, but we may 

don't know it . 

We have known some knowledge, but we 

may don't understand it .

We have understood some knowledge, but 

we may don't use it effectly.

So, we might as well make up a joke to make 

fun of this simple method of taking medicine 

according to the prescription .

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A fool Painter

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Once upon a time, a fool  wanted to learn to draw. 

At first, he learnt to draw triangles, squares, 

rectangle or other simple shapes, and he could draw

these simple graphs well.

So he really thought he was a painter .

One day, he saw a paint called "Mona Lisa", 

painted by Leonardo da Vinci .

He liked the paint very much, so he began to learn 

to draw "Mona Lisa",  but he could not drew it well .

Finally, he came to a strange conclusion :

"The painting of Leonardo da Vinci is not

 standardized."

Later, he always used this way to cover up his 

pitiful skill in his painting and at last , he 

eventually became a stupid  painter !

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Actually, for a long time, our TCM  has been 

being abused by a group of fools in this way !

-------- Written  on January 29, 2023