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Jokes(11.To.Make.Condiment.For.Hotpot)

(2023-09-17 09:19:18)
分类: 医学通论.开口一笑

Jokes

 11. To Make Condiment For Hotpot )

 

 

 

Preface


Our TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine) can effectively

treat almost all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous 

diseases, which can be supported by a large number 

of facts.


It is hateful that some pseudo scholars who always 

want to ruin our TCM never admit these facts .


One of the most malicious tricks of those pseudo 

scholars is to seize the toxicity of traditional Chinese

medicine and make big troubles for our TCM .



But in fact, it's making troubles for our TCM out of 

nothing .


Because our TCM has always been  saying frankly :


"Any medicine is something toxic .”


And moreover, the toxicity of our TCM also 

includes the bias of traditional Chinese 

medicine, which is more extensive and 

demanding than that of western medicine.


Besides, western medicine also has toxicity .


And as we all know, many traditional Chinese 

medicines are of the same origin with our food, 

far safer than any western medicines .


For example, many traditional Chinese 

medicines can be used as food, dishes, 

or hot pot ingredients .


Excuse me, those pseudo scholas who always 

want to ruin our TCM maybe answer the

following questions :


What kind of western medicine can be used 

as food ? Or as a vegetable ?   Or as hot

pot base ?



Therefore, we don't need to play word games with 

them in professional terms at all .


Now, let's make up a joke to make them sick:

======================




To Make Condiment For Hotpot

============================


A man wanted to invite his lover's parents to eat 

hot pot .


The lover and her parents are very happy .



So, her father said :


That's good, but now my blood pressure is 

a little high. So, I want to put more Betaloc 

in the hot pot. 



And after listening to this, her mother became 

more interested either, then she  said:


My blood glucose is a little high. 

So, I should put more metformin or acarbose

in the hot pot. 


Hearing this kind of hot pot sauce, the poor

man was very regretful ! 


After that, he never dared invite the parents to

eat hot pot anymore !  


--------------  Written in 2022



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