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Jokes(3.Double-blind.Test)

(2023-09-08 13:53:05)
分类: 医学通论.开口一笑
Jokes

( 3. Double-blind test )


 


Preface


Our TCM (Traditional Chinese medicine) can 

effectively treat almost all kinds of diseases, 

which can be supported by a large number

of facts . 


But it is hateful that there are still some 

pseudo scholars who want to ruin our 

TCM .



For example, in the face of a large number 

of facts about the effective treatments of 

diseases by our TCM, when they really 

cannot deny all of these facts , they still 

insist on conducting double-blind tests 

before admitting, and it seems that they 

have finally found a handier deception

to ruin our TCM .


In the face of a large number of facts emerging 

constantly, it is indeed not easy for this gang 

of pseudo scholars  to deny all the facts for 

long time .


Therefore, this gang of pseudo scholars have 

to borrow various professional terms to dress 

up their nonsense in a colorful and beautiful 

manner, which was indeed quite laborious .

   

And this style seems to be very professional, 
but in fact it is very ridiculous .



Objectively speaking, double-blind test is really

good way to prove drug properties . 


However, we should also have the following two 

clear understandings about the double-blind 

test:



1. Not everything needs to go through a 

double-blind test to be recognized.


2. Although some facts have not gone 

through double-blind test, these facts 

can never be totally denied .



Actually, the so-called "Double-blind Test

is just a prop borrowed casually by this gang

of pseudo scholars to ruin our TCM, because 

not everything used by thems is double-blind

tested .


Therefore, we don't need to play word games 

in professional terms with them, we might 

as well make up a joke to pull their legs . 


And by reading this joke, it is not difficult 

to find that as long as the intention is evil, 

any nonsense can be dressed up extramely 

beautifully with professional terms .


For example, as long as they are willing, they 

have enough professional terminology to 

prove that 'His father is not his father'!



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Double-Blind Test

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Once upon a time, there was an elderly couple 

who had an only son. 


So, they thought that their son would be able 

to provide for them when they were old.


It's a pity that the son was unfilial when he 

grew up, for he never wanted to spend a 

coin for his parents' pension, so he always 

made a lot of troubles, which made 

everything a mess!


One day, the unfilial son overheard a new 

concept :


 Double-blind Test 



So, he became awaked at once, then he went

home immediately and asked his parents 

seriously:


"Why do you say I'm your son ? 

Unless you do another double-blind test to 

prove that  I'm your son, otherwise, no 

one can believe your words !


So, from now on, I have no need to spend 

any coin for you ! "


With that, he rushed out of the house and didn't 

look back !


Since then, the poor elderly couple have been 

asking around that :


What is 

  Bouble-Blind Test ? 



The neighbors were puzzled and asked:


"How can technical terms also be used to play 

rascals ?"



But then, no one could said anything !




--------------- Written in 2020

      

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