Jokes ( 13. Stupid Painter )

Preface

Our TCM ( Traditional Chinese Medicine ) can effectively

treat almost all kinds of difficult and complicated 

diseases , which have been proved by a large number 

of facts .

But on the other hand , our TCM  is really difficult to 

learn .

For example , some person had just read the case 

treated by our TCM prescription , then he used the 

same prescription to treat similar cases , but the 

effect was not as good as he expected .

At this time , he believed that our TCM prescriptions 

were invalid and useless .

In fact , most of the treatment methods of our TCM 

are based on the specific symptoms of patients to

formulate treatment plans , even if the use of classic

prescriptions will also be adjust according to  the 

symptoms of patients ;

and the method and time of taking will also be 

determined according to the condition , and the 

taboos during the treatment period will be

clarified .

              

Maybe Someone asks the question :

      What about Chinese patent medicine?

Actually , taking Chinese patent medicine should also 

be adjusted according to symptoms :

 Add some decoction , or adjust the dose or time .

All of these are determined based on years of clinical

experience , not a glance at prescriptions .

Therefore , it is irrational to believe that you become a

doctor just after seeing some prescriptions .

As we know :

We have read some knowledge , but we may don't 

know it . 

We have known some knowledge , but we may don't

understand it .

We have understood some knowledge , but we may

don't use it effectly.

So , we might as well make up a joke to make fun of this

simple method of taking medicine according to the

prescription .

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A fool Painter

Once upon a time , a fool  wanted to learn to draw . 

At first , he learnt to draw triangles , squares , rectangle

or other simple shapes , and he could draw these 

simple graphs well.

So he really thought he was a painter .

One day , he saw a paint called "Mona Lisa ", painted by

Leonardo da Vinci .

 He liked the paint very much , so he began to learn to 

draw "Mona Lisa ",  but he could not drew it well .

Finally , he came to a strange conclusion :

"The painting of Leonardo da Vinci is out of the specification ."

Later , he always used this way to cover up his pitiful 

face and eventually he became a stupid  painter !

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Actually , for a long time , our TCM  has been being

abused by a group of fools in this way !