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Jokes(11.To.Make.Condiment.For.Hotpot)

(2023-04-02 13:39:52)

Jokes

 11. To Make Condiment For Hotpot )



Preface

Our TCM ( Traditional Chinese Medicine) can effectively

treat almost all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous 

diseases , which can be supported by a large number 

of facts.


It is hateful that some pseudo scholars who always 

want to ruin our TCM never admit these facts .


One of the most malicious tricks of these pseudo 

scholars is to seize the toxicity of traditional Chinese

medicine and make big troubles for our TCM .


But in fact , it's making troubles for our TCM out of 

nothing .


Because our TCM has always been  saying frankly :

"Any medicine is something toxic .”


And moreover , the toxicity of our TCM also includes 

the bias of traditional Chinese medicine , which is 

more extensive and demanding than that of western 

medicine.


Besides , western medicine also has toxicity .


And as we all know , many traditional Chinese medicines

are of the same origin with our food , far safer than any 

western medicines .


For example , many traditional Chinese medicines can 

be used as food, dishes, or hot pot ingredients .


Excuse me, these pseudo scholas who always want to 

ruin our TCM maybe answer the following questions :


What kind of western medicine can be used as food ? 

Or as a vegetable ?   Or as hot pot base ?


Therefore , we don't need to play word games with 

them in professional terms at all .


Now , let's make up a joke to make them sick:


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To Make Condiment For Hotpot


A man wanted to invite his lover's parents to eat hot 

pot .


The lover and her parents are very happy .


So , her father said :


That's good , but now my blood pressure is a little 

high . So , I want to put more Betaloc in the hot pot.


And after listening to this , her mother became more 

interested either , then she  said:


My blood glucose is a little high . So , I should put 

more metformin or acarbose in the hot pot .


Hearing this kind of hot pot sauce , the poor man 

was very regretful ! 


After that , he never dared invite the parents to eat 

hot pot anymore !  


--------------  Written in 2022



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