Jokes ( 13.Stupid Painter)

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Preface: 

Our TCM (Traditional Chinese mMdicine) can effectively

treat almost all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases,

which have been proved by a large number of facts.

But on the other hand, our TCM  is really difficult to learn.

For example, some person had just read the case treated 

by our TCM prescription , then he used the same

prescription to treat similar cases, but the effect was not 

as good as he expected.

At this time , he believed that our TCM prescriptions 

were invalid and useless.

In fact, most of the treatment methods of our TCM are

based on the specific symptoms of patients to formulate

treatment plans, even if the use of classic prescriptions 

will also be adjust according to  the symptoms of patients ;

and the method and time of taking will also be determined

according to the condition, and the taboos during the

treatment period will be clarified.

              

Maybe Someone asks the question:

      What about Chinese patent medicine?

Actually, taking Chinese patent medicine should also be

adjusted according to symptoms:

 Add some decoction , or adjust the dose or time;

All these are determined based on years of clinical

experience, not a glance at prescriptions 

Therefore, it is irrational to believe that you become a

doctor just after seeing the prescriptions.

As we know :

We have read some knowledge, but we may don't know it . 

We have known some knowledge, but we may don't

understand it.

We have understood some knowledge , but we may don't

use it effectly.

So , we might as well make up a joke to make fun of this

simple method of taking medicine according to the

prescription.

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A fool Painter

Once upon a time, a fool wanted to learn to draw. 

At first, he learnt to draw triangles, squares,rectangle or

other simple shapes, and he could draw these simple

graphs well.

So he really thought he was a painter.

One day, he saw a paint called "Mona Lisa", painted by

Leonardo da Vinci

 He liked the paint very much ,so he began to learn to 

draw "Mona Lisa",  but he could not drew it well.

Finally, he came to a strange conclusion:

"The painting of Leonardo da Vinci is out of the specification ."

Later, he always used this way to cover up his pitiful 

face and eventually he became a stupid  painter !

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Actually, for a long time, our TCM  has been abused by 

a group of fools in this way !