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Jokes(11.To.Make.Condiment.For.Hotpot)

(2023-01-29 09:49:52)

Jokes

 11.To Make Condiment For Hotpot)



Preface: 

Our TCM ( Traditional Chinese Medicine) can effectively

treat almost all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous 

diseases, which can be supported by a large number of

facts.


It is hateful that some pseudo scholars who always 

want to ruin our TCM never admit these facts.


One of the most proud tricks of these pseudo scholars

is to seize the toxicity of traditional Chinese medicine 

and make big troubles for our TCM.


But in fact, it's making troubles for our TCM out of 

nothing.


Because: our TCM has always said frankly:

"Any medicine is something toxic.”


And moreover, the toxicity of our TCM also includes the

bias of traditional Chinese medicine, which is more

extensive and demanding than that of western 

medicine.


Besides, western medicine also has toxicity;


And as we all know, many traditional Chinese medicines

are of the same origin with our food, far safer than any 

western medicines.


For example, many traditional Chinese medicines can 

be used as food, dishes, or hot pot ingredients.


Excuse me, these pseudo scholas who always want to ruin our TCM maybe answer the following questions:


What kind of western medicine can be used as food ? 

Or as a vegetable ?   Or as hot pot base ?


Therefore, we don't need to play word games with them 

in professional terms.


Let's make up a joke to make them sick:


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To Make Condiment For Hotpot


A man wanted to invite his lover's parents to eat hot 

pot.


The lover and her parents are very happy.


So, her father said :

”That's good, but now my blood pressure is a little 

high. So, I want to put more Betaloc in the hot pot. “


And after listening to this, her mother became more 

interested either, then she  said:


”My blood glucose is a little high. So, I should put 

more metformin or acarbose in the hot pot. “


Hearing this kind of hot pot sauce, the poor man 

was very regretful. 


After that, he never dared invite the parents to eat 

hot pot anymore !  


--------------  Written in 2022



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