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A man is
crossing a road one day when a
frog calls out to him and says: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess."
He bends over, picks up the frog, and puts it in his pocket.
The frog
speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how
smart and brave you are and how you are my hero".
The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
The frog
speaks up again and says, "If you kiss me and
turn me back into a
beautiful princess,
I will be your loving companion for an entire
week."
The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
The frog then
cries out,
"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess,
I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man
takes the frog out of his
pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
Finally, the
frog asks,
"What is the matter? I've told
you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year
and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
And the man
goes, "Look, I'm a PhD student. I don't have time for a girlfriend,
but a talking frog is cool."
He bends over, picks up the frog, and puts it in his pocket.
The
The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
The
The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.
The
Again
Finally,
And
P.S. This story
was sent on by a professor in
Liverpool Univ and forwarded by my Frog
Prince^-^