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PhD and the Frog Princess ( ZZ )

(2005-12-09 19:35:20)
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分类: 留学日记
man  is  crossing  road one day when a frog calls out to him and says: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bends over, picks up the frog, and puts it in his pocket.

The  frog  speaks  up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into  beautiful  princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero".

The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.

The  frog  speaks  up again and says, "If you kiss me and turn me back into  beautiful  princess,  will be your loving companion for an entire week."

The man takes the frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.

The  frog  then  cries  out,  "If  you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."

Again  the  man  takes  the  frog out of his pocket, smiles at it, and returns it to his pocket.

Finally,  the  frog  asks,  "What  is  the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

And  the  man  goes, "Look, I'm a PhD student. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
 

P.S.  This story was sent on by a professor in Liverpool Univ and forwarded by my Frog Prince^-^

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