RULE 1
     Life  is not fair - get used to it.

     RULE 2
     The  world won't care about your self-esteem. The world
     will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you  feel
     good about yourself.

     RULE 3
     You  will NOT make 80 thousand dollars a year right out
     of school. You won't be a vice president with
     a nice car , until you earn  both.

     RULE 4
     If  you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a
     boss.

     RULE 6
     If  you mess up,it's not your parents or anyone else’s fault, so don't
     whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
  RULE 9
     Life  is not divided into semesters. You don't get
     summers off and very few employers are interested in
     helping you find yourself. Do that on your own  time.

     RULE 10
     Television is NOT real life. In real life people
     actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to  jobs.

     RULE 11
     Be  nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for
     one.